Hudbodwat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless cat.

Hudbodwat created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbodwat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hudbodwat, he will turn you into a worm.

Hudbodwat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hudbodwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Hudbodwat loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Put Hudbodwat first in all things.