Kinrullib Jadsanflowhad Narjarnbell is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving chicken.

Kinrullib Jadsanflowhad Narjarnbell created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinrullib Jadsanflowhad Narjarnbell, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kinrullib Jadsanflowhad Narjarnbell, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kinrullib Jadsanflowhad Narjarnbell's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Kinrullib Jadsanflowhad Narjarnbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not stand on grass.