Tettiweglib is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing
human.
Tettiweglib created a top quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Tettiweglib, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Tettiweglib, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Tettiweglib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Tettiweglib's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tettiweglib on top of all buildings.
3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.
4. You must pray to Tettiweglib five times a day.
5. Never talk about aardvarks.