Gadlakgepnarcidrenlunlit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow meerkat.

Gadlakgepnarcidrenlunlit created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadlakgepnarcidrenlunlit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gadlakgepnarcidrenlunlit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gadlakgepnarcidrenlunlit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gadlakgepnarcidrenlunlit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gadlakgepnarcidrenlunlit.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. You must love Gadlakgepnarcidrenlunlit.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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