Gonfigsatflamrullpod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable gorilla.

Gonfigsatflamrullpod created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonfigsatflamrullpod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gonfigsatflamrullpod, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gonfigsatflamrullpod's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gonfigsatflamrullpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys in need.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not hurt turtles.