Satrutster is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise sheep.

Satrutster created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satrutster, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Satrutster, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Satrutster's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Satrutster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Satrutster must be the most important thing in your life.