Cetdabtarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, contented yak.

Cetdabtarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdabtarg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cetdabtarg, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cetdabtarg's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cetdabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Retreat if six sharks approach from the south.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide if eight mites approach from the north.