Omindavhin is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, vain
dog.
Omindavhin created an up quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Omindavhin, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Omindavhin, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Omindavhin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Omindavhin's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not dye your hair cyan.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.
5. Run away if eight cats approach from the south.