Dutpombassnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful jellyfish.

Dutpombassnurl created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutpombassnurl, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dutpombassnurl, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dutpombassnurl's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dutpombassnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six eagles approach from the south.

2. Do not take Dutpombassnurl's name in vain.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. You must love Dutpombassnurl.
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