Volquaffub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing raven.

Volquaffub created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volquaffub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Volquaffub, she will turn you into a frog.

Volquaffub's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Volquaffub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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