Godgid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish fish.

Godgid created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Godgid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Godgid, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Godgid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Godgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away if nine otters approach from the east.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Feed all hungry birds.