Nullcadhak is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, benevolent hippopotamus.

Nullcadhak created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullcadhak, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nullcadhak, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nullcadhak's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nullcadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not sit in public.