Fatwotfad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, happy cobra.

Fatwotfad created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatwotfad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fatwotfad, she will cry a lot.

Fatwotfad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fatwotfad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Fatwotfad on top of important buildings.