Nurmobpang is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful jellyfish.

Nurmobpang created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurmobpang, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurmobpang, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurmobpang's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nurmobpang's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.