Bogzakbidkem is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous dragonfly.

Bogzakbidkem created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogzakbidkem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogzakbidkem, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bogzakbidkem's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bogzakbidkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. You must pray to Bogzakbidkem nine times a day.