Vonkladmot Butbegdab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous wombat.

Vonkladmot Butbegdab created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkladmot Butbegdab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vonkladmot Butbegdab, she will cry a lot.

Vonkladmot Butbegdab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Vonkladmot Butbegdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about fire.