Fedlamhun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying gorilla.

Fedlamhun created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedlamhun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fedlamhun, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fedlamhun's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fedlamhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always obey Fedlamhun's priests.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.