Wigbarnbassvag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful goose.

Wigbarnbassvag created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigbarnbassvag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wigbarnbassvag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wigbarnbassvag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wigbarnbassvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.