Bugbarnxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered hamster.

Bugbarnxuc created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Bugbarnxuc, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bugbarnxuc, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bugbarnxuc's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bugbarnxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.