Dossnabquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, charitable bee.

Dossnabquaf created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossnabquaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dossnabquaf, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dossnabquaf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dossnabquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Never bounce near monkeys.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Do not cook food in pots.