Renspagqueegtom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful hummingbird.

Renspagqueegtom created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renspagqueegtom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Renspagqueegtom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Renspagqueegtom's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Renspagqueegtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Renspagqueegtom.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.