Tadappdubcumwegvil is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful newt.

Tadappdubcumwegvil created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadappdubcumwegvil, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tadappdubcumwegvil, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tadappdubcumwegvil's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tadappdubcumwegvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Never laugh in the presence of nematodes.

3. You must love Tadappdubcumwegvil.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always pray immersed in water.