Zodfemqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, calm squirrel.

Zodfemqueeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodfemqueeg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodfemqueeg, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zodfemqueeg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zodfemqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear fawn trousers.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Erect three nickel sculptures of Zodfemqueeg on top of important buildings.