Pincitcid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable fairy.

Pincitcid created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pincitcid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pincitcid, he will turn you into a mole.

Pincitcid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pincitcid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away if eight cats approach from the north.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never sing in holy places.