Hanbossmut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, strong wren.

Hanbossmut created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbossmut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hanbossmut, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hanbossmut's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Hanbossmut's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hanbossmut.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.