Febcarmut is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic frog.

Febcarmut created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febcarmut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Febcarmut, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Febcarmut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Febcarmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.