Zagwigrow is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent skunk.

Zagwigrow created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagwigrow, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zagwigrow, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zagwigrow's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Zagwigrow's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zagwigrow three times a day.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.