Capgepzagtik is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented frog.

Capgepzagtik created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Capgepzagtik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Capgepzagtik, it will try to impress you with trees.

Capgepzagtik's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Capgepzagtik's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not eat parsnips.