Disswotnill is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident walrus.

Disswotnill created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disswotnill, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Disswotnill, he will not care.

Disswotnill's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Disswotnill's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Disswotnill.

2. You must pray to Disswotnill three times a day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Disswotnill.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never talk about cell theory.