Tundibdiss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless dragon.

Tundibdiss created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tundibdiss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tundibdiss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tundibdiss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tundibdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tundibdiss.

3. Do not take Tundibdiss' name in vain.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.