Tamstipfat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise finch.

Tamstipfat created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamstipfat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamstipfat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tamstipfat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tamstipfat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tamstipfat.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.