Rowfonsaf Budnurtfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, conceited turtle.

Rowfonsaf Budnurtfob created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowfonsaf Budnurtfob, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rowfonsaf Budnurtfob, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rowfonsaf Budnurtfob's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rowfonsaf Budnurtfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Retreat if eight goats approach from the west.