Sigdavsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent crow.

Sigdavsaf created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigdavsaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sigdavsaf, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sigdavsaf's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sigdavsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sigdavsaf first in all things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Sigdavsaf on top of important buildings.

4. Sigdavsaf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect your elders.