Apphathub is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional coyote.

Apphathub created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Apphathub, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Apphathub, she will not invite you to parties.

Apphathub's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Apphathub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five dogs approach from the west.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never paint your arms blue.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not shave your back.