Hantadtig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest capybara.

Hantadtig created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Hantadtig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hantadtig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hantadtig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hantadtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Never think about black holes.