Fedbenbadyarpdimlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awesome centaur.

Fedbenbadyarpdimlarn created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbenbadyarpdimlarn, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fedbenbadyarpdimlarn, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fedbenbadyarpdimlarn's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fedbenbadyarpdimlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear black shorts.