Rawhanfid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rawhanfid created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawhanfid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rawhanfid, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rawhanfid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rawhanfid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange shrews for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Put Rawhanfid first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.