Femdunten is a god.

He takes the form of a small, two-faced crow.

Femdunten created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Femdunten, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Femdunten, he will laugh at you.

Femdunten's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Femdunten's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always obey Femdunten's priests.