Hubkombidfem is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, grumpy dolphin.

Hubkombidfem created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubkombidfem, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hubkombidfem, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hubkombidfem's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Hubkombidfem's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Hubkombidfem.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hubkombidfem.

4. You must love Hubkombidfem.

5. Never feed lemons to tapirs while wearing red stockings.