Weebudnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, two-faced crow.

Weebudnurl created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weebudnurl, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weebudnurl, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Weebudnurl's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Weebudnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about gulls.