Gidkin Tingomged Labbedcat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent tapir.

Gidkin Tingomged Labbedcat created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidkin Tingomged Labbedcat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidkin Tingomged Labbedcat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gidkin Tingomged Labbedcat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gidkin Tingomged Labbedcat's Holy Commandments

1. Gidkin Tingomged Labbedcat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.