Cadcartit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable faun.

Cadcartit created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadcartit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cadcartit, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cadcartit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cadcartit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.