Capafyik is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable ant.

Capafyik created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Capafyik, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Capafyik, she will not care at all.

Capafyik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Capafyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Capafyik loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Worship no other gods but Capafyik.

5. Never eat coconuts.