Honnelljan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing wren.

Honnelljan created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honnelljan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Honnelljan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Honnelljan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Honnelljan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silver sculptures of Honnelljan on top of important buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Honnelljan.

5. Never wear dresses.