Didxuctapbit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sage wren.

Didxuctapbit created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Didxuctapbit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didxuctapbit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Didxuctapbit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Didxuctapbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Didxuctapbit on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. You must never eat spinach.