Xenvigmin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent newt.

Xenvigmin created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenvigmin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xenvigmin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Xenvigmin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Xenvigmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Worship no other gods but Xenvigmin.

5. Always take life seriously.