Parkzodcep is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying penguin.

Parkzodcep created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkzodcep, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Parkzodcep, he will send you a sign.

Parkzodcep's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Parkzodcep's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never feed oranges to tapirs while wearing orange kilts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Do not listen to music.