Tiggatbap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish lion.

Tiggatbap created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggatbap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tiggatbap, he will strike you with lightening.

Tiggatbap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tiggatbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide if three doves approach from the west.