Kabfebgarrulldotnell is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable warg.

Kabfebgarrulldotnell created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabfebgarrulldotnell, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kabfebgarrulldotnell, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kabfebgarrulldotnell's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kabfebgarrulldotnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. You must pray to Kabfebgarrulldotnell eight times a day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.