Babgepcanran is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited otter.

Babgepcanran created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babgepcanran, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Babgepcanran, he will ignore you.

Babgepcanran's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Babgepcanran's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.